READ THIS FUNNNY SHIT hahaha funny

[maggot[buu]]

A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother in Poland. When the man tells her it will be $300, she exclaims. "I don't have any money.. but I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother in Poland !!!!"
To that the man asks, "Anything?" And the blonde says, "yes.. Anything"!!
With that, the man says "Follow me." He walks into the next room and tells her "Come in and close the door." She does!!
He then says "Get on your knees. "She does!!
He then says take down my zipper." She does!!..
He then says ,"Go ahead. Take it out."
With that, she takes it out and takes hold of it with both hands!! The man then says "Well.. Go ahead!"
She brings her mouth closer to it, and while holding it close to her lips, she says, "HELLO, MOM?" TEXT

[mscupcke]

awww thats a funny one, but i think its on another thread... got anymore?

[XKnifeXBuu]

[glow=red,2,300]OOOOOOOOO ahhhhhhhh ha ha ;D[/glow]

[DocDocGoose]

lol

[killafoobuu]

ROFLMFAO

[redneck]

it alright

[redneck]

but not the best

[maggot[buu]]

President Clinton was being entertained by an African leader. They'd spent the day discussing what the country had received from the Russians before the new government kicked them out.
"The Russians built us a power plant, a highway, and an airport. Plus we learned to drink vodka and play Russian roulette."
President Clinton frowned. "Russian roulette's not a friendly nice game."
The African leader smiled. "That's why we developed African roulette. If you want to have good relations with our country, you'll have to play. I'll show you how."
He pushed a buzzer, and a moment later six magnificently built, nude women were ushered in. "You can choose any one of those women to give you oral sex," he told Clinton.
This gained Clinton's immediate attention, and he was ready to make his choice, when a thought occurred to him. "How on earth is this related to Russian roulette?" he asked the African leader.
The African leader replied, "One of them is a cannibal."

[maggot[buu]]

This couple had been dating for about six months, but the guy had been afraid to make any sexual advances because of his tiny organ.
Finally one night, he gets up his courage, and takes her to a secluded spot in his car.
While they are kissing, he opens his zipper and guides her hand onto his penis.
"No thanks," the girl says. "You know I don't smoke."

[maggot[buu]]

Yeah ill Post some more l8er have fun read my jokes

[maggot[buu]]

ok i made this joke up right here
ok
Why do black peaple have nice clothes,gold cains,nice cars,and ec but have shity small houses?

[maggot[buu]]

becuas they havent learn how to steal homes yet ;D

[maggot[buu]]

sry if ur black and ur reading this

[Knuk[buu]]

dang that black guy joke was the shit. if only i were this creative

[Wolf]

How are women and tornadoes alike?

They both scream like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.