idBiGot
It's Eldelightful! It's Eldelicious! It's Eldelovely!
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Post by idBiGot on May 5, 2005 21:04:04 GMT -5
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomachache and my legs hurt. I not come work." The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. Makes everything better and I can go to work. You try." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
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idBiGot
It's Eldelightful! It's Eldelicious! It's Eldelovely!
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Post by idBiGot on May 5, 2005 21:07:28 GMT -5
The Boss was in a pickle. He had to fire somebody. He had it narrowed down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision, they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hang-over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The Boss approached her and said: " Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off." "Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like shit."
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Post by Admin on May 5, 2005 21:45:16 GMT -5
AHhh hahhahahahahahahahahahha. That second one is one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard..
AHh hahahahaha.
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Thef
Nerd with Ink on his shirt.
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Post by Thef on May 6, 2005 21:55:07 GMT -5
Somebody either reads too much Ebaumsworld, or College Humor :-) none-the-less great jokes tho :-)
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Post by DocDocGoose on May 6, 2005 22:33:56 GMT -5
lol
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Post by Cygnus on May 7, 2005 1:10:08 GMT -5
HaHaXxXxXx~~~
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idBiGot
It's Eldelightful! It's Eldelicious! It's Eldelovely!
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Post by idBiGot on May 7, 2005 10:25:43 GMT -5
hes got me completely ebaums all the way lol
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Post by SturmDeLumlane on May 7, 2005 15:32:02 GMT -5
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idBiGot
It's Eldelightful! It's Eldelicious! It's Eldelovely!
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Post by idBiGot on May 11, 2005 19:27:48 GMT -5
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss one in the air, then catch it in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, the peanut fell into his ear.
He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded only in pushing it in deeper. His wife tried to help, but after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out.
The young man told the father to sit down, then shoved two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out.
The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter brought the young man out to the kitchen for something to eat.
Once he was gone the mother turned to the father and said, "That's wonderful - isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?" The father replied, "From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law!"
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Post by mscupcke on May 12, 2005 22:18:54 GMT -5
hahahahahahahaha ewwwww i like that one, but ewww  |
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Post by XKnifeXBuu on May 16, 2005 17:09:21 GMT -5
TEXTTEXTGRUSOME!!! AND FUNNYYY
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Post by DocDocGoose on May 17, 2005 3:03:11 GMT -5
ploop
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Post by XKnifeXBuu on May 17, 2005 13:50:58 GMT -5
doooodahhhh i walked in some bar slipped busted my ass yesterday and this isnt a joke just a un sober stupid mutha fuka that cant walk?  |
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fluffypuffcloud
Better than your average newbie. JUST KIDDING - I suck.
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Post by fluffypuffcloud on Jul 7, 2005 15:56:25 GMT -5
Eeww! good joke tho! lol
keep up the good jokes
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pkpxtgtxiky
Realized bots are controlled by humans after trying to cyber with a cyborg.
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Post by pkpxtgtxiky on Jul 13, 2005 15:44:14 GMT -5
Your mama is likea vacuum. She sucks, blows, and gets layed in closets.
Your mama is like Home Depot, 5 cents a screw.
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