Post by redneck on Jun 29, 2005 21:29:18 GMT -5
Knife goes to vegas for one week (In the near future). There at a casino he hits the 5 million$ jackpot. Every1 knows how casinos give out stuff so ull stay and spend ur money. Well the casino gave knife a suite with double doors, a bar, mini-bar, and window that filled alomost every wall. after bout 5 mins knife gets bored. He decides 2 get a hooker. he calls the front desk and says to send up the best callgirl in the city. Sure enough 10 mins later a knock came. he opens the door and sees the most beautiful hooker he has ever seen. long blonde hair, jessica simpson body, and a snakeskin miniskirt. knife sits down with the hooker and says alright lets get down to business how much for a hand job. The hooker says 1000$. Knife says "wht thats outragious." the hooker walks him to a window and says see that grocey store i own that from the money i saved up from hand-jobs. i must be pretty damn good. knife says alright money is np. 30 mins later knife rolls off the couch and is very satisfied. he walks over to the bar and makes 2 drinks says lady that was the best hand-job ive ever had ive got to have some more. how much for a blow job. she says 5000$. wht thats outragous knife said. she walks him over to a window and says see that casino over there i own that from money i saved up from blow jobs i must be pretty dman good. so knife says alright wth money is np. after 2hrs knife rolls off the couch his eyes r in the back of his head and is in extreme ecstacy. then he staggers over to the bar and makes 2 drinks and says lady ive gotta have some more........ how much for some puusy. the hooker says"honey if i had a pussy id own this whole city.
