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Post by Chris on May 6, 2005 20:21:25 GMT -5
Fuck Beyonce. That bitch has enjoyed too much unabated success, and I just can't take it anymore. Her songs suck. Given the choice, I would pick the icy grip of the grim reaper over one of her CD's Seriously, fuck her. Music is supposed to be loud and angry. She, instead, gives us high-pitched shreiks comparable only to the sound of a dying child. This says a lot about the America, because behind every one of her multi-Platinum albums are millions of insecure, tasteless fans who answer to the command of MTV. She is the daughter of a souless, money-grubbing record executive Mathew Knowles, who is responsible for the marketing gimick Destiny's Child, of which Beyonce is a member. Their latest chart-topper was "Soldier", which isn't so much of a song as it is a burning bag of dog shit. In it, they describe what, to them, is a perfect man (they all have the same opinions on everything, and want you too, also) Basically, they want a "soldier" and he's "gotta be street". Here's an example: www.homelessmigration.org/BirminghamOct04%20074.jpg"Down to earth" personality my ass. Beyonce's just another rich cunt who goes to sleep on silk sheets every night. I hope she chokes.
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Post by DocDocGoose on May 6, 2005 22:34:55 GMT -5
who is beyonce?
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Post by Cygnus on May 6, 2005 22:47:23 GMT -5
world renowned pink elephant
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Post by DocDocGoose on May 6, 2005 22:53:53 GMT -5
oh ok
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Post by mscupcke on May 6, 2005 23:54:33 GMT -5
yeah no, beyonce isnt technically music..... i mean, my sister likes her, nuff said...
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Post by Cygnus on May 7, 2005 1:08:55 GMT -5
to hell with beyonce and everything beyonce-esque including the guys like usher and r kelly and what da fuckkkkkk
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Post by Admin on May 7, 2005 4:52:21 GMT -5
I bet she drives around blowing walmart managers to get them to push her cd.
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Post by Cygnus on May 7, 2005 8:02:25 GMT -5
i'd so rail her though wtf omg
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Post by Buu on May 7, 2005 8:19:18 GMT -5
You're not street enough for her Jesse. You need way more crack in your system and way less cash in your pocket to get with her.
She's too high society for a suburbanite bastard like yourself.
Get some street credit. Eat food out a dumpster, then you can handle it.
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Post by idBiGot on May 7, 2005 10:33:00 GMT -5
You're not street enough for her Jesse. You need way more crack in your system and way less cash in your pocket to get with her. She's too high society for a suburbanite bastard like yourself. Get some street credit. Eat food out a dumpster, then you can handle it. well if thats the case im in like sin
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Post by SturmDeLumlane on May 7, 2005 15:30:14 GMT -5
hahaha
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Post by mscupcke on May 7, 2005 16:25:11 GMT -5
"I bet she drives around blowing walmart managers to get them to push her cd."
nah, shes not good enough for walmart..... dont they sell her shit at like eckard?
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Post by FuuBuu on May 7, 2005 16:35:51 GMT -5
Eckards.... AHH HAHAHA and shoprite
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Post by Cygnus on May 8, 2005 15:09:44 GMT -5
Bahhhhh ive spent a few nights outside in downtown providence, in my opinion thats enough 'sides i don't need shit with my cygnus charm
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Post by aitilimlatem on May 13, 2005 4:56:46 GMT -5
I think chris is the worst 'web comic' i have ever read in my life bar none and i wish he was dead. j/k j/k ah ha twice funny. but seriously, worst bar none (Admin: no double posts bitch.)
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