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Post by Goku on May 6, 2005 5:11:36 GMT -5
I got the idea for this game on another forum. Essentially, it's a place for all of us to dump our creative genius. Write some original poetry, off the top of your head. Don't take too long! That's the purpose of the five minute poetry thread. If it takes longer than 5 minutes - STOP WRITING....
Even though this took me longer than 5 minutes, I'm going to include a group of Ninja Haiku's that I wrote. Enjoy!
Ninjas swing cool swords and throw throwing stars so fast their wounds are seared shut
Ninja power scream Super ninja fighting team Ninja fucking rule
Dinosaurs are cool. Can the t-rex stop ninja? Think again loser.
I want a ninja To teach me how to flip out I hear they know how.
Ninjas play poker. Think you want to cut those cards? Win and you will lose.
Ninjas getting drunk. Beer and liquor soaked tabi's Have less stains than blood.
Cute baby ninja. Crawling through the nursery, Chopping off your toes.
OH NO! ITS NINJA! Dropping from the sky in folds. We will surely die
Ninja how do I Love thee let me count the ways One. Chop off my head.
Once i saw a man He flipped out and killed and left I think t'was ninja
How about them Braves? Oh shit! Ninjas like the mets. Away flies my head.
::Bows:: Thankyou.
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Post by DocDocGoose on May 6, 2005 5:14:00 GMT -5
This is one that I came up with a long time ago so I guess its really a couple years worth of evolution but its short enough
I'd like to stay with you But there's other to whom I must Ado So untill we meet again Tis farewell my noble firend
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Post by Goku on May 6, 2005 5:26:21 GMT -5
That's quite beautiful.
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Post by Cygnus on May 7, 2005 0:48:15 GMT -5
look, i'm your master you suck and i pwn you macro like a shithead and you cant win on your own
yea brain stopped ; ;
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idBiGot
It's Eldelightful! It's Eldelicious! It's Eldelovely!
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Post by idBiGot on May 7, 2005 10:00:38 GMT -5
that one brought a tear to my eye doctor i met a guy named doc i hit him with a rock he was friends with a guy named cyg he kinda looks like a pig then there is all knowing buu ill smack that bitch with my shoe and when im all done im prolly gonna run yah thats def what im gonna do a little shit talk poem for u guys
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Post by MOD on May 10, 2005 0:01:04 GMT -5
as i sit her reality starts to blur thinking that it doesn't matter the infent space is here filling every thing near and far
what is that i see there i have no reason to fear it has its own life pass mine his here with the bats can you see them over there
siting like the catterpiller rings float for my mouth they weave in and out you should take the blue one to make you grow
it is all not real life and mater it is there but the space fills it all vacume of space is all there is
let the drugs take hold open the mind things are never as they seem just let time melt away but REALLY what the FUCK do we know
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Post by Admin on May 10, 2005 17:14:41 GMT -5
I'm a Sniper Sniper The enemy needs a Diaper I shot him in the head Nows he's off to bed I'm a Sniper Sniper The enemy needs a Diaper I went around him grabbed his flag Took it home and said he lag I'm a sniper sniper The enemy needs a Diaper He's on the cliff will he jump Or maybe he will just get bumped I'm a sniper sniper The enemy needs a Diaper Cause we are the best We are clan BUU If you think you are the best. You better watch out cause we'll own you This isn't bragging This isn't lies All you other clan ought to be gagging Before we gouge out your eyes
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Post by Buu on May 10, 2005 17:19:22 GMT -5
That was fantastic MOD!
I really love the Alice in Wonderland imagery. It makes the whole poem feel really large and the poet rather small; just like it's taking place when Alice meets the Caterpillar.
Well done.
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Post by MOD on May 11, 2005 0:41:20 GMT -5
thanks. here is a little number i tossed up at the acadamy....
beer is here what shall I get now it is now time
what is here will be gone before long it is all falling
where it goes is up to intepretaion but i really know
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idBiGot
It's Eldelightful! It's Eldelicious! It's Eldelovely!
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Post by idBiGot on May 11, 2005 19:53:25 GMT -5
If i have a problem i turn my back to it ill drink a 40 and blaze a sack to it ill Spend 15 on some bomb ass weed ill smack that dealer if i find a seed only the best for me to smoke smokin some dirt that shits a joke ill make u choke with my mind i wont be kind like d. vader your bitch is hot and yah i laid her.
haha took me like 6 sorry
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Post by DocDocGoose on May 17, 2005 2:20:38 GMT -5
Damn you posted my sniper thing on here ? why that was a horrible (maybe drunken) peom i mean anything with diapers and snipers wtf was I think when I wrote that
ok so here's a little diddy prolyl gonna be lame too
So you wanna buy real big house So you wanna drive a real big car Maybe write song Maybe be a star I dunno what your gonna do But you better do it fast "we could build a house we could buy a car" maybe write a song maybe be a star If your gonna make a diffirence (how do you spell that) You gotta start now I could go to school I could get smart Maybe write a song Maybe be a star
If your wondering about the quote in their it is part of a song written by the greatest musician ever Kurt Cobain and peformed by his band Nirvana hats off to you Kurt
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Post by Buu on May 17, 2005 16:11:51 GMT -5
2600 dollars. Oh how you eluded me so. Think of all the things you are worth. A magazine has been named after you? Lovely 2600 I shall see you soon. I promise I will not sell so fast in the future. Fuck futures. I'm a bottom feeder. CVM was my baby, but it has grown without me. I hope that they are right, and you will fall. 2600 you will be mine.
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Kami
N. O. O. B. I. E.
When life gives you lemons, shove lemons up life's ass.
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Post by Kami on Aug 17, 2005 1:06:55 GMT -5
Rambling Ramble
One day I set upon a journ, To clear my head of thoughts. Not knowing when I’d return, For my mind was twist in knots.
A heaving sigh I did discharge; Going out upon this trek. My burdens piled, were so large, My mind was but a wreck.
Down the road I made my way, Trying to forget. All the things that in me stay; Filled with regret.
That voyage I still am upon, And this I do resent. My burdens just keep going on, They never will relent.
The next time you should turn to doubts, And think you’re out of luck. Just think of this little tale, And how much my outing sucked.
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UNCBAD
Soooo close to ninja.
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Post by UNCBAD on Aug 17, 2005 17:43:25 GMT -5
There once was a man from... Oops, that one's been done
There's a hole in my bucket That one too
You guys won't go For any so slow What am i to do?
Never sweat the petty things (and more important) Never pet the sweaty things
Original plus new I leave the challenge now To you
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Kami
N. O. O. B. I. E.
When life gives you lemons, shove lemons up life's ass.
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Post by Kami on Aug 22, 2005 21:04:03 GMT -5
Wheeee!!! A Limerick
There once was an average poet. While clever, his work didn’t show it. He’d write and he’d think, With his hands stained with ink, But he could never get the last line to work…
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