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Post by Chris on May 7, 2005 18:45:59 GMT -5
Attention geeks,
You assholes are not bringing me the overnight success that I want, and things need to change quick. I've given you a funny article every goddamn day since this website went up, and the only thing that I'm asking in return is cult- like worship from people across the globe. Step up your game and start linking these threads to people; they can only get better.
A dozen or so pimply-faced Starcraft weenies constitutes a reader base worth somwhere between a racoon fart and pencil shavings. I want so many people reading these threads that this entire sight, like Jenna Jameson's asshole, will be overburdened with traffic.
You suck
p.s. Wiseasses: Keep your mouths shut. You're lucky I let you read these threads, let alone reply to them.
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Post by Admin on May 7, 2005 19:32:28 GMT -5
word up... all you fuckers need to do your part... i made the forums and buu set them up... rep your set...
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Post by Admin on May 8, 2005 9:43:35 GMT -5
Your column has now been officially moved to its own 'more important than the rest of the forums' section. Once you hit enough columns, or you just demand it out of me, we'll get you your own category. Then we'll move on to the website. Then we'll move on to the cult. Then world domination.
First the world!
Then the universe!
--Greg
Oh yeah, and here, the only moderator is you. The only person who can make threads is you. People can still reply to your threads though, and tell you how much you suck ass.
But that is all.
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Post by Cygnus on May 8, 2005 15:04:55 GMT -5
Chris sucks ass
howsat
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Post by mscupcke on May 8, 2005 20:30:49 GMT -5
"A dozen or so pimply-faced Starcraft weenies constitutes a reader base worth somwhere between a racoon fart and pencil shavings." haaa i love it pencil shavings smell weird.... too bad i've never played starcraft
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Post by Cygnus on May 8, 2005 22:35:45 GMT -5
So chris, have you ever been to i-mockery? Your style of bashing us -geeks- is RoG-esque.
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Post by Jin on May 11, 2005 22:02:24 GMT -5
The reason your reader base is so small is because you are a generic clone. With that being said- please refrain from spamming your dullard threads on other boards in the future. ;0
Enjoy and learn to love your 15 minutes of fame- with such a startling lack of creativity, style or humor and such short, pathetic, "in-your-face" wanna-be material, you should feel blessed that anyone has paid attention to you at all. ;o
Stop being so overwhelmingly boring, and perhaps aspire to aim higher than a third-rate internet "angry man" comic like . ;>
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Post by mscupcke on May 11, 2005 22:06:04 GMT -5
aawww youre no fun
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Post by Admin on May 11, 2005 22:46:39 GMT -5
Jin definatly fall's into identity group 2...
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Post by MetalMilitia on May 13, 2005 9:55:54 GMT -5
Hey Jin! good thing some mockers are still around to keep the noobs under control!
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Post by NOTMetalMilitia on May 13, 2005 10:03:47 GMT -5
We better speak in code
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Post by DocDocGoose on May 15, 2005 19:13:56 GMT -5
boring
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whitebuu
Royal Straight Flush in Clubs
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Post by whitebuu on Sept 6, 2005 17:51:35 GMT -5
Umm... WEll Chris Sucks Ass And I am About to Start a Website Talking About the sad pathetic guys Who have to Be Behind a Comp Screen to Be considered an entertainer, Because we all know that you are What you consider a steriotipical Computer Nerd And it seems that There is a need for a future site Talking about how funny it would be to see you squirm in front of an audience of people... Other than your parents .. ^^
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whitebuu
Royal Straight Flush in Clubs
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Post by whitebuu on Sept 6, 2005 17:52:08 GMT -5
^^ Love the Posts tho "I WiSh I WaS QuiCk AnD Witty!
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Post by mscupcke on Sept 6, 2005 20:25:01 GMT -5
ummmmmmmmmmmm was that a joke? orrrrrrrrrrrrrrr were you actually serious?
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